Each week we will post our most outrageous search terms that people used to find our website that week. Ryan and I will then share our own thoughts and hopefully entertain you guys or at least make the search term make a little less sense.
Each search term was gathered by wordpress and/or google statistics and they are all very real search terms. Each search term was used by some person in the world that ended up on our page.
10. want to fuck her pussy but due to small size decided to anal sex
Nessa: How typical for a small-dicked guy that thinks he can’t “hurt” a woman’s pussy so he decides to fuck her ass hoping for a reaction.
Ryan: If I was her I’d whistle during anal sex just to see if next he moves to belly button sex or something.
Ryan: Don’t even think about it.
Nessa: New video, coming soon!
9. 15 second video of sex ass over cummed
Nessa: This is like making a “7-Minute Abs” video because 8 minutes are just too damn much.
Ryan: I hate that I let this searcher down though. I just don’t think 15 seconds is enough time for me to release the demons.
Nessa: Release the semens.
8. ian jett’s penis
Ryan: I have to google this one myself. Who the hell is Ian Jett?
Nessa: Don’t bother, Ian Jett is the guy who posted a picture of his dick on a Subway sandwich.
Ryan: Who the hell would google for that penis?
Nessa: Subway – eat fresh.
7. guys compare cocks
Ryan: First rule of the Guys’ Club, is we don’t talk about our guy clubs.
Nessa: Is this person asking or telling? Because it’s a known fact that all guys compare cocks.
Ryan: Okay, it’s stereotype Friday? If women didn’t compare all their ex guy’s cocks with their current guys and develop their own mental top 100 list for the quarter we wouldn’t compare our cocks.
Nessa: Ha! Top 100 huh? First rule of the womens’ club, we don’t talk about our guys’ clubs — in front of them.
6. phone sucking pics
Nessa: I’m confused by this one. Not sure if they mean they want to see a picture of a phone sucking on something, or someone sucking on a phone. Semantics
Ryan: I’m buying the new iPhone if they come out with this feature.
5. my wife said smallest dick
Ryan: Well, she broke rule 1.
Nessa: Because she’s not a real woman. Awful, just awful.
4. fuck my face and I will puke on your dick
Ryan: Seriously, this one isn’t as bad as it seems.
Nessa: Seems like this person is giving her guy an offer he can’t refuse.
3. is there anything inside a woman’s asshole
Ryan: The answer is yes, yes there is.
Nessa: Maybe if he googles, “Well can you please describe what’s inside a woman’s asshole” and it becomes a future search term, you will elaborate?
Ryan: Maybe. For now, the answer is, yes, yes there are anythings inside a woman’s asshole.
Nessa: I can live with that.
2. are you allowed to cum inside the girls at the midnight bunny ranch
Ryan: I’d say condoms is a requirement.
Nessa: I’d agree.
Ryan: Who the hell would want to go to the bunny ranch and raw dog it?
Nessa: Ha! Raw dog huh?
Ryan: Leave my vernacular alone.
Nessa: Oh Ryan, your vernacular is spectacular.
1. i saw my wife sucking anoter man dick but i kept quit
Ryan: Good question.
Nessa: What about the spelling here though?
Ryan: Too easy, let’s just stay quit and not mention it.
Nessa: True, let’s just save it for anoter search term.