Blogging online for us has been somewhat unthankful, but as long as we had an archive of our thoughts and adventures saved on the interwebz, we were complacent. That was our only goal. Not to have advertisements, not to sell sex toys or review them (oops), and not to make top lists from other bloggers. Not that we didn’t want to get a pat on the back from other bloggers, we just really had no idea there was a community out there, and thank goodness for that, because we would have known how much we suck a long time ago!
But hey, every now and then we do catch someones eye, and of course we are extremely grateful for that. Just to know someone out there gets us as a couple, or at least was entertained by us, makes the whole last year of updating twice a week worth it. We also got turned on to 3 other bloggers that really peak our interest!
Thinking about sending that hottie you just met on tinder your penis selfie? Maybe your twitter finger is a bit itchy and you want to show the world what you are working with? Well before you do that, maybe you should think about letting a neutral eye critique it first. Who knows, you may lose the possible future love of your life because you sent a penis pic that wasn’t up to a woman’s standards. Yea, some women may enjoy a photoshopped 12 inch cock that is so warped the chair in the background of the photo has taken on a whole new shape, or a picture of your penis with a with a rose sticking out of its penis hole, while in the background there is a toilet filled with a log that is double the size of your schlong, but you can never get a second chance to make a first dick selfie impression! Listen fellas, let’s face it, a penis pic is a dime a dozen. There is very little demand and a whole lot of supply. What sets apart your dick from a porn stars isn’t going to be its size or shape, but the creativeness of the photo itself. That’s what women give a second look at. With that being said, let’s see if you can separate your penis selfie from the pack. Think quality, artistry, vision, grooming style, and of course, penis placement! You can submit your pics by emailing me at email@example.com.
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