7 Years – Our Christmas Past and Present (s) – Santa’s Sex Workshop

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Santa’s Sex Workshop

It all started in December 2012 with our 25 day photo shoot we did leading up until Christmas.   It was actually a bigger task than we thought it would be.   But we had fun and 25 days of memories.  Now, in 2019, we are going to try and do a more comedic approach maybe.  Maybe sexy.  We will try to reverse roles and see how the pictures turn out.  I assume silly as hell, but it should be fun…

Let’s stop the intro there for this one….

Look closely at the picture above.  Because we did try a role reversal photo.  We set up a smaller tree, the train tracks, and even had a yo-yo, although a different color.  And let me just say, the panties were no longer pink, but more of an off grey with a touch of pink.  Yes, we still had the same panties!  The ass was that of an old hairy man with skinny legs (me?!), and the bulge was an actual hairy ball sack.  In my mind, it could have been great.  If I was young with a sublime ass.  If I was still shaving and perfectly trimmed.  If I had been doing squats for the last 10 years and my body was a perfect sculpture of the statue of David.  Alas, this photo shoot wasn’t meant to be published.  If you are on social media and happened to click in, you are welcome.   If you just came by the blog for the first time, you are welcome too!  But thankfully it’s the spirit of Christmas here at our blog, and it’s the thought that counts!

What I did do last night for the first time was put on a pair of my wife’s old panties.  This isn’t something I ever found sexy to look at, but I did get a strong feeling of connection.  So much so, that I suggest I start wearing her used panties the next day after she wore them.  I know, I am embarrassed even typing that.  A bit emasculating, but my response from her was pretty intense.  My wife said, “That would be so hot.  Like almost complete pussy and body worship.”   So we will see what happens with that.

Otherwise, let me add to our previous blog.  Here is our favorite little hidden gem we found last year when we were making a lo fi Christmas playlist.  Our new tradition for our December 1 blog:  We LOVE the movie National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

*edit:  We added the photo from the 2019 photo shoot.  This is your last warning.  lol.  Do not scroll down unless you want to see old man ass in pink panties!  

Christmas Past – December 2, 2012

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Christmas Past – December 2, 2019 

 

Sorry guys, Nessa made me post it!  I warned you!

 

7 Years – Our Christmas Past and Present (s)

7 Years – Our Christmas Past and Present (s)

Cookies and Cream

It all started in December 2012 with our Chocolate Chip Cookies with Nut photo shoot.  After that photo shoot we decided to take a picture every day leading up to Christmas.  It was actually a bigger task than we thought it would be.   But we had fun and 25 days of memories.  Now, in 2019, we are going to try and do a more comedic approach maybe.  Maybe sexy.  We will try to reverse roles and see how the pictures turn out.  I assume silly as hell, but it should be fun.  Although we will not do every day, as some of the sexy shots redone would be more gross than funny or sexy.  We will try to keep it classy and redo the photos that can work both ways.   For example, cookies n’ cream!  For those of you that have been around since the beginning, it should be entertaining.  You can check the original 2012 photo shoot post here.

Also, here is our favorite little hidden gem we found last year when we were making a lo fi Christmas playlist.  Our new tradition for our December 1 blog:  We LOVE the movie National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

If you didn’t get the Christmas feels from that song, then you may not have a soul!  Talk about taking us back to our childhood and just blasting our ears with holiday greatness.  Love it! 

Let’s get back to the photos.  Below you will see our original idea with the silly border (at the time we loved it).  We kept the same vibe and spirit and left the border the same.  Enjoy.

Christmas Past – December 1, 2012

Christmas Present – December 1, 2019

Damn, we are packing this blog with all types of neat stuff!  Perfect song for this blog, Lukas Graham’s 7 Years…

 

Love Eating – Enjoying a Full Meal Off Each Others Nude Bodies

Love Eating – Enjoying a Full Meal Off Each Others Nude Bodies

Each morning I wake up and make my morning coffee.  I have about an hour to prepare myself to go to work. For the first 30 minutes I will get my morning affairs in order.  I then pull the covers off my husband and wake him up.  We sleep nude, so he will roll over and expose his body to me, tell me he loves me, and open his legs so I can sit Indian style between them.   I will lotion him up with coconut oil and rub his legs, his crotch, his balls, his anus and taint, his inner thighs, and give him a morning massage.  This massage can lead to me finishing him with my hands, oral sex, or riding him until he cums.  No matter where he releases, it will be inside me.   I do not leave the house without him in me.  We have done this faithfully, or variations of this, for the last 6 years.  It’s part of our life.   It’s also when we open up and talk.  No rules.  Nothing is off limits.  No fantasies are judged.  Even if I talk about having sex with a hundred 80 year old men at a senior citizen home, it’s strictly talk.  It’s mental porn.  It’s a connection.  It’s can be extremely raunchy, or extremely sensual.  We also talk about things and ideas we have never tried.  In other words, the sexual ideas flow.

This morning my husband asked if I would like to eat dinner off his body.  Of course I would, but food and our bodies isn’t something we have seriously toyed with in probably 22 years. 

When You Started to “Love Eating”

I do remember when we first started exploring each other, nude and  totally new to each others’ bodies.  I asked my husband, who was my virgin boyfriend at the time, if he would like to eat ice cream off my vagina. In hindsight, I don’t think he was ready for that type of connection at the time.  He was still learning how to properly eat me out, let alone figuring out how to eat ice cream off my labia.  It was a real mess.  He also experimented with a lollipop and pixie sticks.  This was all years ago. 

I guess the most recent thing we have done with food was about 7 years ago, for a Christmas photo shoot, I let my husband cum on a chocolate chip cookie that I ate while dipping it in milk.  This wasn’t eating off his body, but it was incorporating his cum with something I ate.  Other than that, food has been pretty off limits.  

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So I Am Officially Adding Model To My Resume! Say Whaaaaat?

So I Am Officially Adding Model To My Resume!  Say Whaaaaat?

Oh boy, the power of the internet!  Who cares if I run my own website and I am not being paid!  I am a model damnit.  Accept it!  I am being paid in skimpy clothes and a hard dick!

Technically I have been a model!   It was my ass hole that was being fucked on one of our most popular posts, Anal Sex and Semen Creates a Higher Sex Drive in Women.  Does that count?  Probably not, because I made my husband take down all my ass pics and replace them with something more vanilla when I realized that post was getting so popular. 

Also, not to name drop or humble brag, but I was modeling sex toys we reviewed years ago.  Except back then I was going broke modeling, because these sex toys were just too dang expensive.  The things I do for my modeling craft and model career…

So to be fair, as a humble model not wanting to take all the shine away from the actual lingerie models that get paid for this stuff, I will post various shots from Paloqueth, who graciously sent me lingerie.  They did not ask nor require any review or follow up.  To be fair the official model shots actually show off the item, mine won’t.  I am not comfortable with that, because…well…because I ain’t no model, bro!

Ask any girl to show off her bad angles and watch how fast we pull out of our model bag and go into our just a normal girl bag, use our age card, or tell everyone how many children our hips have birthed!  

Modeling: PLUS Size Rose Pajamas


The first thing I modeled was the Plus Size Rose Pajamas.   Yes, plus sized!  I have been dieting since March and have lost more than 50 pounds.  As great as that sounds, for my age and frame, it means I lost my curves, my skin is loose, and I don’t have a booty anymore!  I loved my booty!   The shorts, unlike the beautiful model above, were just too big for me.  I don’t have the curves in the right places, so I decide to skip using any photos of me in the shorts for this photoshoot.   However, I adore the top and used the panties from the Red Bow Lingerie set  shown below.

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