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Sex Toy Review: Animal Tail Butt Plug

Sex Toy Review: Animal Tail Butt Plug

Hey guys!  Today we are putting the foxy into foxy lady…literally, with the Fox Tail Butt Plug.  What better way to make sex more animalistic by adding an animal tail into the mix!

As some of our readers know, we have a long history with dealing with butt plugs. 

His perspective on Anal Butt Plugs.

Her perspective on Anal Butt Plugs.

We have always been a strong advocate of butt plugs, done various photo shoots with both of us wearing them, and was one of the first sex blogs online to really embrace and be so open about our “hidden treasures.”  

With that said, this animal tail butt plug is a great item that can be fun to wear for photo shoots, role play, or just feeling sexy.  Obviously I will not be walking around the office with a fox tail shoved up my booty, but nonetheless, I really enjoy this thing.  A big thank you to bestvibe.com for always having great service.   As always, just a reminder that we are not sponsored or affiliated with any sellers, nor do we sell any products online.   

animal tail butt plugThe insert itself is small with a soft black coating so it fits comfortably inside your anus.  For me, the size is perfect.  Another plus is that you can wear this butt plug while having sex.  Butt plugs do make the vagina tighter, because the plug takes up “body” space.  Regardless if the plug is in your anus, all butt plugs make the space of the vagina much tighter.  If ya don’t know… now you know. 

Drop some Big Poppa on ’em.

Look at me turning my sex toy review into a rock concert!  

The Big Bonus

animal tail butt plugsWith the tail attached, the animal tail butt plug can also be a ball, ass, and taint tickler while you ride him.  Personally, I have never heard of this benefit, but it’s real.  The tail actually can be shaped (it has a rod that bends inside so you can shape it for photo shoots or sexual positions) so as you ride him you can curve it so it rubs against his taint and ass while you are on top of him.  That, along with less space in your vagina, makes for a happy husband.

You’re welcome fellas!

Fluffy Fox Tail Butt Plug – $20.79


We are not affiliated with bestvibe.com and get no revenue / commission from this review.  We are just sharing our experiences with our readers.  This item was sent to us as a promotional product, with a disclaimer from us, that if we did not like the product, we will not review it.

 

 

So I Am Officially Adding Model To My Resume! Say Whaaaaat?

So I Am Officially Adding Model To My Resume!  Say Whaaaaat?

Oh boy, the power of the internet!  Who cares if I run my own website and I am not being paid!  I am a model damnit.  Accept it!  I am being paid in skimpy clothes and a hard dick!

Technically I have been a model!   It was my ass hole that was being fucked on one of our most popular posts, Anal Sex and Semen Creates a Higher Sex Drive in Women.  Does that count?  Probably not, because I made my husband take down all my ass pics and replace them with something more vanilla when I realized that post was getting so popular. 

Also, not to name drop or humble brag, but I was modeling sex toys we reviewed years ago.  Except back then I was going broke modeling, because these sex toys were just too dang expensive.  The things I do for my modeling craft and model career…

So to be fair, as a humble model not wanting to take all the shine away from the actual lingerie models that get paid for this stuff, I will post various shots from Paloqueth, who graciously sent me lingerie.  They did not ask nor require any review or follow up.  To be fair the official model shots actually show off the item, mine won’t.  I am not comfortable with that, because…well…because I ain’t no model, bro!

Ask any girl to show off her bad angles and watch how fast we pull out of our model bag and go into our just a normal girl bag, use our age card, or tell everyone how many children our hips have birthed!  

Modeling: PLUS Size Rose Pajamas


The first thing I modeled was the Plus Size Rose Pajamas.   Yes, plus sized!  I have been dieting since March and have lost more than 50 pounds.  As great as that sounds, for my age and frame, it means I lost my curves, my skin is loose, and I don’t have a booty anymore!  I loved my booty!   The shorts, unlike the beautiful model above, were just too big for me.  I don’t have the curves in the right places, so I decide to skip using any photos of me in the shorts for this photoshoot.   However, I adore the top and used the panties from the Red Bow Lingerie set  shown below.

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Sex Toy Review: Devil Eye – Triple Vibrator

Sex Toy Review:  Devil Eye – Triple Vibrator

When I first pulled the Devil Eye Triple Vibrator out the box, I couldn’t figure out how I was going to eat with this thing.  I also couldn’t figure out why I had ordered a fork so oddly shaped.   And then I realized, wait, this isn’t a fork, this is my new best friend!

Paloqueth is quickly becoming one of the best Sex Toy makers in the industry.  Not only do they have great designs, but in our opinion, they have some of the highest quality products for the most affordable prices in the sex toy industry. 

So let me talk about my experience.  As always, every review we do, we try to incorporate the sex toy into a couples’ experience.  You can probably get a better review from experienced sex toy reviewers out there, regarding what an item is made from or how long the battery lasts.  For me, I don’t care what it’s made from, and as long as it lasts long enough for me to orgasm, I’m good!

I started off the night with a few drinks and Ryan’s dick in my mouth.  In fact, most of the time I use any toy that I insert into my body, I prefer to have Ryan in my mouth.  It helps me get turned on, it makes my orgasms more enjoyable, and it is truly a comfort thing.  Much like a young child sucks on a pacifier to relax.  I love gnawing on Ryan’s soft dick.  Ryan usually doesn’t get erect until I start breathing heavy, gnaw and suck harder, moments before my orgasm releases.  This is perfect for me.  While he waits, he plays with my nipples and rubs my body down.  When I do orgasm, he will shove his whole shaft down my throat.  This causes me to not be able to breath, which makes my orgasm much more intense.  An actual safe way to enjoy erotic asphyxiation.  

The Devil Eye Triple Vibrator will tickle both my holes, my clit, and I’ll have a dick in my throat.  In some worlds they call that airtight.  In my world, I call that a perfect evening with my husband!

The item worked as intended, with the results as intended.  It feels amazing, it can vibrate your little bean until it’s numb, or it can perfectly stimulate you until you have your release.  On insertion, the vibrator is soft and almost feels like a plump semi erect penis, rather than a hard piece of plastic.  For the record, I hate dildos, hate toys that have to be inserted, and usually only use a vibrator to massage my clit.  Usually during sex.  With that said, having something inside me while I toy my clit, always gives me better orgasms.  This sex toy provides that experience.  Great sex toy, great experience, great price.


More Information and Price: $37.99

Devil Eye – Triple Vibrator

Website product Description:

  • Dual Density Silicone- PALOQUETH G-spot vibrator is made from velvety soft, hypoallergenic silicone that is incredibly gentle even on sensitive skin.
  • Curved head stimulation -The curved head which makes it ideal for finding sensitive spots that are tricky to reach. It will bring you to a very wet climax in a relatively short time.
  • 7 vibration Modes- PALOQUETH vibrator is helped by a strong motor with seven patterns, the variety of vibration strength is unbelievable. They’re guaranteed to send chills up your spine and cause your toes to tingle.
  • IPX7 Waterproof- PALOQUETH stimulator is fully waterproof, you can use it in the bath or shower, delivering wave after wave of pleasure any time you choose. No fear of getting any of the electronics wet.
  • Magnetic USB Charging – PALOQUETH g-spot vibrator is rechargeable, so you will never need to replace batteries. Simply plug it into any USB port to recharge with the included cord.

We are not affiliated with Paloqueth and get no revenue from this review.  Our goal isn’t to make money promoting things in hopes you buy it, rather we are just sharing our reviews on products we have tried and want to share with our readers. This item was sent to us as a promotional product under the terms and condition that if we did not enjoy the product, we are not obligated to write or publish a review.   All reviews are just our opinions and experiences.

Sex Toy Review: 2019 FondLove Male Masturbator with Electric Pump

Sex Toy Review: 2019 FondLove Male Masturbator w/ Electric Pump

As with all our reviews, we do everything as a couple.  This is a Male Masturbator so there isn’t much Nessa can do except hold it for me and watch. 

What we’ve decided, Nessa can help get me erect while lubricating me, and observe my reactions if I lose control.  

This FondLove Male Masturbator was received from bestvibe.com, but the best part is, you can purchase it directly from Amazon.com.  Shipping is free if you have an Amazon Prime Membership.  As always, we are not sponsored by the seller, nor do we sell any products online.   Just to make sure that is clear.  

I wish all websites had Amazon options.  I really do prefer to order almost everything from Amazon.  It’s safe, it’s quick, and it’s just how I prefer to shop. 

Our Night with FondLove

As I lay in bed with Nessa sitting Indian style between my legs, lathering up my penis so she can slide my dick inside this masturbator.  With a little dirty talk and her loving touch, it doesn’t take long for me to get erect.  I quickly grab the masturbator, turn it on, and hand it to Nessa.  She places my head at the entrance. I immediately notice that the opening, which is shaped like loose labia, is extra wide.  This is a good thing.  The pumping action is intense.  Nessa tries to slide my penis inside, totally lubricated and my dick stops about 2 inches in.  My penis starts bending and the pumping action mechanism groans to a stand still.   Instead of my penis sliding in and out, the inner area of the sleeve is so tight, that it actually pushed down on my penis rather than slides back and forth over it.  As Nessa applies force, the pump grinds to a halt.  Nessa stops and says, “Let’s put this thing all the way on first, and then turn it on.”

This isn’t my first rodeo, but I agreed.  Maybe this masturbator is a bit different and I will need to insert my dick first before turning it on.  Unfortunately my erection has subsided a bit.   This is probably a good thing because this next time we will make sure my dick is soaking wet with lube.

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Sex Toy Review: Kiiroo Onyx 2 and Pearl 2 for Couples Set / for Long Distance Relationships

First, let’s start off by saying this is one of the coolest ideas we have ever heard of; however, technology just may not be able to keep up yet.  We will split this review up into both of our opinions since it is two separate toys that work together via Bluetooth.  Before we get into the review of the actual product, let’s make sure we give a big thank you to the UK based Scarlet Rooms.  Their customer service, speed of delivery, and ease to work with was bar none one of the best we have dealt with so far.  

Ryan:  The Kiiroo Onyx 2 has an idea that could be one of the most amazing experiences a man could have with a sex toy.  Through VR, or through watching a POV (point of view) video, the Onyx 2 actually massages your penis to the exact same movements you see in the video.  For instance, if a girl is stroking a penis in a video, the Onyx 2 strokes you in the same rhythm.  If she is sucking fast, it also moves fast.  In the video we viewed, it was two women giving a blow job, and this thing was able to keep up with the video and vibrate to the exact same movements.  Unfortunately the Onyx 2 randomly stopped and we’d have to move it around for it to start vibrating again.  Unsure if this was a connectivity issue, but either way, I’m going to have a hard time orgasming playing Red Light / Green Light with my masturbator!   We had the same problem when we connected the item to the female compatible device, the Pearl 2.  It would randomly disconnect and go quiet for a few seconds, then come back to life by touching the sensitivity slider.  Maybe it has a mechanism that turns itself off if it thinks it isn’t being used?

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